First Barry Bonds, then Marion Jones, now Noa Sloan.
Monday's afternoon weigh-in at Dr. Eisenberg's office has many eyebrows raised in speculation that Noa Sloan might be the newest superbaby to hit the juice. The stats simply cannot be ignored: 14lbs 15oz at just 3-months old! One can't help but wonder if Noa could've ever reached this impressive weight without the help of performance enhancing drugs.
Through a teary apology, Noa Sloan denied knowingly participating in the alleged human growth hormone use, claiming: "I knew my mommy was feeding me something, but she always told me it was nutritionally supplemented breastmilk and I believed her!"
Noa Sloan may very well be stripped of her Exersaucer and Bouncy-Seat should an ongoing investigation by the International Gymboree Association find her guilty.
Mom and Dad remain positive, confident that the recent allegations won't hinder their daughter's future aspirations of rolling over and crawling.
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