Noa Sloan Orders off the Kiddie Menu

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Putting an end to an intensive 187-day fast consisting only of breastmilk and formula, Noa Sloan rejected the usual pre-nap bottle and shocked us all by asking to order off the kiddie menu instead. Although the chicken parmesan and coconut shrimp both sounded delish, she went with oatmeal in the end. Based on this face, we're not so sure she made the right choice.

Queen of the Beach

It's been quite a busy year for Noa, and its no wonder: being born is pretty exhausting! She's finally cleared her schedule and treated her parents to a relaxing vacation on sunny Sanibel Island, Florida. Noa's adjusted to island-life pretty quickly: taking daily dips in the pool, strolling the beach for shells, and trying to get a little color on those pasty thighs.

More pictures of the little monkey's adventures are posted HERE, but in the meantime, here's a shot of Noa "walking" the very same beach where Mom and Dad first met 15 years ago!

Miss December 2007

Noa sure does have quite an advantage in the dating pool these days!

While it might be all about the ladies in the Benerofe house, this was definitely "The Year of the Boy". In 2007, all the babies born to Mom and Dad's friends were handsome boys except for the adorable Anabel, & Ana. The three of them will just have to duke it out for the affections of Manny, Tanner, Jack, Chet, Mikey, Charlie, Leo, Sammy, Kai, Kavi, Adin, Oliver, and Josua.

Weighing in at a respectable 17lbs 5oz, there's certainly enough of Noa to go around!

She's Got the Whole World In Her Hands...

Topless Photos of NSB Hit the Web

It was only a matter of time before the topless glamour-shots of Noa Sloan taken at just 3 months old made their way onto the Internet.

The pictures were obviously shot when Noa Sloan was young and naive (note the full head of hair), before her "celebrity" brought her into the public eye.

In an rare interview given to Us Weekly, NSB defends her decision to bare it all on camera. "I needed the money back then. I was livin' off nothin' but formula and breastmilk. I was so broke, I had to suck my own thumb if I was hungry and had nothing to eat. Those shots paid my way thru Gymboree!"

Mom and Dad are said to be devastated by the leak and are strongly considering a preventative 28-day Breastmilk Anonymous program in an effort to curb this wild behavior.

Starting the Day with a Smile

Noa gives us the biggest smiles when we come in her room to get her when she wakes up. Mom and Dad wish they were as happy as Noa is when their "alarm clock" rings bright and early in the morning!