Noa Takes the Windy City by Storm

Noa is certainly racking in the frequent flyer miles!

She's back in town only 5 seconds from a last minute mid-week getaway to see Grandma and Papa in Chicago and she's already booked for two more return trips to the Windy City before 2007 comes to a close. Pair that with a luxurious 10-day beach jaunt to Sanibel Island this Christmas and she'll be lounging in first class and munching on sesame snack mix in the Admirals Club before you know it. Who knows, maybe her first words will be Jet Blue?!? Man, she must have a pretty good travel agent!!

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Celebrity Feud #98: Noa Sloan vs MTV

Die-hard Noa fans will be disappointed to learn that her much anticipated episode of MTV Cribs will not be seen this Fall season. After nearly three months of rehearsing for the grueling 3am film shoot, Noa gave the MTV camera crew the ultimate dis:

She slept through it!

Mom and Dad were peeking in Noa's nursery every hour, wondering why the usual night-owl had not arrived on set despite an early 8pm bedtime. Noa Sloan finally opened her eyes at 6:30 am, grinning from ear to ear, as if the 10 1/2 hour sleep-a-thon was no big deal.

The tabloids are buzzing about Noa's no-show. US Weekly blames Noa's Cribs snub on insecurity over her rather modest nursery digs compared fellow A-listers such as Shiloh Jolie-Pitt, who reportedly has a 42" flat screen plasma hung on the guardrails of her pimped-out Bellini.

But neighbors and friends say the parents are to blame: Blood-curdling wails were heard from the Benerofe apartment last week, causing speculation that the "cry it out" method was behind the recent scandal. Fueling those rumors is Mom, who has been spotted around town carrying the book Healthy Sleep Habits, Happy Child.

A reshoot has been scheduled but sources say Mom and Dad are doing everything they can to make sure Noa Sloan pulls this sleeping trick on MTV once again.

HAPPY 30th BIRTHDAY, DADDY!!

Yep, its true. Dad finally hit the big 3-0 today. You can't tell by looking at him, he can't even grow a full beard yet! Mom put me in my cutest outfit and brought me to Dad's office to bring him birthday cookies. I was thinking that sleeping thru the night tonight would be the PERFECT gift, but let's face it: 30 is still pretty young. He can handle a few more months of 3am poopy diapers!


"Mom. I'm not quite sure I can sit up on my own yet. Take it quick, I'm on borrowed time here!"


"Whoa! Man down! Man down!"

"Whoa-Ah" Passes Inspection

The highly anticipated introduction of Noa to Cousin Meredith finally took place last week at Grandma and Papa's house in Chicago. Meredith needed to double-check that Noa had all the right parts:
Belly Button: CHECK.
Toes: CHECK.
After passing inspection, Meredith quickly promoted "Whoa-Ah" to Second Favorite Person status, in line behind current reining Favorite Person: Papa Ken. All week, Meredith zipped around the house asking for "Whoa-Ah"; patting her head, giving her kisses, and washing her hands. Noa already misses her new partner in crime!

Check out the full Chicago picture gallery here, and visit the Video Gallery to see how it all went down.


"Pucker up!"


"I know Noa has a belly button, but she has nipples too?? Craziness!!"


"Hey Mom...Do you think Meredith knows I just peed in the bath??"


"You're wasting your tears, Noa. If you just say OUCH over and over I promise they'll come running. That's what I do!"

Happy New Year!

Noa Spotted at Nobu; DeNiro Comps First Round of Breastmilk

The paparazzi were swarming the perennially hip downtown hotspot Nobu last Saturday night to catch a glimpse of newly coined "It-Baby" Noa Sloan dining on Miso Cod and Rock Shrimp Tempura. Rolling with an entourage 5 deep, Noa was seen canoodling with at least 2 different people, who sources believe to be her dad and her grandma. The kissable infant shunned photographers by periodically ducking for cover beneath Mom's shirt. But was it REALLY breastmilk she was drinking under there? Sources speculate something stronger after she passed out at the table in her carseat and could barely hold her head up when leaving the restaurant. Noa's reps are currently napping, and unavailable for comment.