Monday, September 3, 2007

Noa Spotted at Nobu; DeNiro Comps First Round of Breastmilk



The paparazzi were swarming the perennially hip downtown hotspot Nobu last Saturday night to catch a glimpse of newly coined "It-Baby" Noa Sloan dining on Miso Cod and Rock Shrimp Tempura. Rolling with an entourage 5 deep, Noa was seen canoodling with at least 2 different people, who sources believe to be her dad and her grandma. The kissable infant shunned photographers by periodically ducking for cover beneath Mom's shirt. But was it REALLY breastmilk she was drinking under there? Sources speculate something stronger after she passed out at the table in her carseat and could barely hold her head up when leaving the restaurant. Noa's reps are currently napping, and unavailable for comment.

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