Friday, September 21, 2007

Celebrity Feud #98: Noa Sloan vs MTV



Die-hard Noa fans will be disappointed to learn that her much anticipated episode of MTV Cribs will not be seen this Fall season. After nearly three months of rehearsing for the grueling 3am film shoot, Noa gave the MTV camera crew the ultimate dis:

She slept through it!

Mom and Dad were peeking in Noa's nursery every hour, wondering why the usual night-owl had not arrived on set despite an early 8pm bedtime. Noa Sloan finally opened her eyes at 6:30 am, grinning from ear to ear, as if the 10 1/2 hour sleep-a-thon was no big deal.

The tabloids are buzzing about Noa's no-show. US Weekly blames Noa's Cribs snub on insecurity over her rather modest nursery digs compared fellow A-listers such as Shiloh Jolie-Pitt, who reportedly has a 42" flat screen plasma hung on the guardrails of her pimped-out Bellini.

But neighbors and friends say the parents are to blame: Blood-curdling wails were heard from the Benerofe apartment last week, causing speculation that the "cry it out" method was behind the recent scandal. Fueling those rumors is Mom, who has been spotted around town carrying the book Healthy Sleep Habits, Happy Child.

A reshoot has been scheduled but sources say Mom and Dad are doing everything they can to make sure Noa Sloan pulls this sleeping trick on MTV once again.

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