Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Lost SI Swimsuit Issue Cover Found??




New pictures of NSB have been released by the publishers of Sports Illustrated in the wake of the Miley Cyrus/Vanity Fair scandal. Photos feature Noa Sloan posing coyly with hairbrush in hand sporting a faux-leather white halter bathing suit with rainbow-colored ice cream cones and pink ruffles.

Sources say it was this pic that was originally slated to be the much coveted 2008 cover shot until SI bigwigs chose to go with sexy over sporty and ultimately went with scantily-clad supermodel Marisa Miller instead.

NSB expressed her disappointment in a rare radio interview on ESPN's Mike and Mike in the Morning. "I'm sad they decided to go in another direction, but I can't say if SI had given me the opportunity to pose on the beach wearing nothing but a diaper and some beads that I would've signed on. I may not be potty trained, but I do have my self-respect!" It was a proud moment for Mom and Dad.

More of the spread from the bathroom, er, cutting room floor below:


2 comments:

Emmanuel Hillel Bandler said...

I have got my eye on you NSB... love, EHB

Yael said...

Adin says: "woo woo wee waah. I like.", and "can I get copies of the photos, please?"